Don’t take me shopping if I can’t look at what I want to and can’t leave when I want to
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral